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  • Dad: " You know what stinks single guys like me paying for birth control so a chick won't have a kid."
  • Me: " Oh what do you know about birth control."
  • Dad: " That it keeps whores from getting pregnant."
  • Me: *slams hands on table*" SHUT UP YOU DON'T KNOW A FUCKING THING DO YOU THINK THAT'S THE ONLY THING IT DOES?!? DO YOU? WITHOUT THAT SHIT I WOULD STILL BE BLEEDING OUT OF MY VAGINA NON-STOP SINCE JANUARY AND ITS NOT LIKE I ASKED TO HAVE THAT HAPPEN."
  • Dad: " Yeah but I shouldn't have to pay for it."
  • Me: " Do you not realize that without insurance my birth control would be $100 not $25, do you know that I have to spend $30 on pads and tampons every three months. NO you didn't"
  • Dad: " Yeah but-."
  • Me: " I wasn't done , men get condoms, Viagra, penis pumps and all that other shit for FREE."
  • Dad: " We do?"
  • Me: " Yeah so next time you fucking vote or bitch about something you don't know about think about this for a sec maybe instead of paying for it maybe it should be free BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE SEX BUT I'M FORCED TO PUT UP WITH PART OF MY UTERUS FALLING OUT OF ME ."
  • Dad: "......" * Intense look of fear.*
  • Mom: * Laughs from the hallway and high fives me later.*
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joichang:

riddlemetom:

unfollower:

I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden

you push that stroller sassy spiderman!

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you fight those bad guys girlfriend!

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you style that hair lil’ dude!

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and in that moment, i swear we all wanted to be swedish.

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elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny

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coffeecatsandcigarettes:

haveabowlofwhore:

don’t ever let this die

i just watched this 20 times in a row..

YAS ALEX GET IT GURL